The ADHDAD…….…..H?No H? Ok yeah, no, yeah, no your right, definitely no H.

Chapter 10 : What the actually fuck just happened?  So this just happened. My daughter was telling me about all her friends “spraint” their ankles. I was like perfect! This is a good lesson. Since I’ve torn my ACL, partial tear in my shoulder and have spraint my ankle many times. I explained that they twisted their ankles. Told her the difference between a twist, sprain and a tear. Man it was a thing of beauty. We were on a roll. I brought out props. Explained ligaments, yeah i said ligament. So i put my fist together and had her put her arms across them. Perfect ducking example. She was answering questions, like damn I should have stayed teaching. Side bar to the side bar. I went to get my masters in art education at the College of New Rochelle, for a year. And realized after substitute teaching it wasn’t for me. My Aunt always said “You can’t fake teaching.” And she was right. Love you Didi(The Strongest Person I have ever met, 2,3,4 are a very close framily, **RONALD MCDONA

  Chapter 9  : Secrets of the Family Man is the Family DOG Chapter 9  : Secrets of the Family Man  Not gonna lie I wanted another girl. Don’t get me wrong I was happy my wife was pregnant, but outwardly but secret reason why. I kept saying it was because it was that it would be cheaper or then we don’t need to buy clothes. But really for me. It was because I felt after having my daughter that I was destined to be a #girldad. But Colin was born and thank god because my wife wanted to name him a ducked Irish name and call her by the cute nickname of the fucked up irish name. My daughter has fucked up Irish name. Look it up. We are the worst. But also why this is so easy to do. Us Irish have the gift of the gab and with the Irish Witt you can write things that are more off color easier then saying it.  So yeah, different affect about my son. He is just a happy boy. He is a walking smile. He has my wife’s smile, and her smile is stunning. My daughter has mine. Wah wah waaaaaaah SNL Face. S

  Chapter  7 :  The Human Swiss Army Knife  We were warning Ninjago on TV and my daughter was like Dad “im gonna be a ninja!” In my brain I’m like hell yeah, she’s gonna duck someone up if she needs. Then I think so myself, I go “Self…” hahahha sorry that always makes me laugh. An old math teacher and JV baseball coach used to say. I was a much better student then athlete…. Sorry dyslexia…. Better athlete then student. Pause for laughter. She loves legos and marvel so it’s like PBJ sandwich for her, a perfect match. I remembered something I’ve never told her. I said to her “Babe, You don’t know much about me when I was younger except I played baseball and could draw. But I basically was a Ninja!” She goes “as hahah WHAT!”Confused emoji face. Not sure if there is one but Confused emoji face. I go so very nonchalantly “Yeah, I trained when I was 17 for about a year or so. By my Taekwondo/MARINE/POLICE OFFICER Instructor Master Maeng.” *I think that is the correct spelling* She lit the du